Well, let me introduce myself: my name is not Riz, but you can call me Riz. I live in Mexico, and I want to give you gringos that are reading this a small gift: a foreigner speaking English free of charge.
Yes, I am Mexican and I can speak English fluently, but I am not a frequent speaker. I practice in front of the mirror like if I was looney, but I don't use it much. Btw, I had always been one of the top English speakers of my class, so if you wanna write a hate comment in perfect and complicated English with perfect grammar, you are free to do so; I read all the comments, AAAAAALLLL OF THEM, and y copy them, and paste them in a Word document in a single page each, and I print them, and I wipe my ass with them after I take a shit, so please, leave your hate comments, because I just ate porque and chicken, and I'm kind of getting the need to go take a MASSIVE, LONG, WIDE, CHUNKY, STINKY, BROWN KING SIZE SHIT!!!
Jk, did not eat that. Just ate cereal.
Mexican time of posting: 8:25 p.m.
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