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mr_riz_rhymer Riz Rhymer

If you like comedy, dark humor, and are a hypocrite racist bastard like most conservative people in the USA(not all), then you can come here and enjoy a Mexican's racist and hateful point of view in a comedy blog format. DISCLAIMER: Nothing here mentioned is said or written with the intention of offending and is pure comedy and humor. We, and I mean "I", do not take responsibility for any lawsuit presented agains this specific blog, any of the stories posted by this profile, or this profile itself. By opening and reading any of the chapters of this blog, you accept that this is pure comedy and humor, and liberate me from any possible legal responsibilities or consequences. That being said, Let's begin!

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Well, let me introduce myself: my name is not Riz, but you can call me Riz. I live in Mexico, and I want to give you gringos that are reading this a small gift: a foreigner speaking English free of charge.

Yes, I am Mexican and I can speak English fluently, but I am not a frequent speaker. I practice in front of the mirror like if I was looney, but I don't use it much. Btw, I had always been one of the top English speakers of my class, so if you wanna write a hate comment in perfect and complicated English with perfect grammar, you are free to do so; I read all the comments, AAAAAALLLL OF THEM, and y copy them, and paste them in a Word document in a single page each, and I print them, and I wipe my ass with them after I take a shit, so please, leave your hate comments, because I just ate porque and chicken, and I'm kind of getting the need to go take a MASSIVE, LONG, WIDE, CHUNKY, STINKY, BROWN KING SIZE SHIT!!!

Jk, did not eat that. Just ate cereal.

Mexican time of posting: 8:25 p.m.

2 de Dezembro de 2019 às 02:38 0 Denunciar Insira 0
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