i_love_frogs Max B

Hello. I want you to know this is all a joke and if you take offense to this anyway I’m so sorry I just thought this would be funny. Here are some warnings ⚠️warning ⚠️ Some asult r@pe fake depression (I still think people take offense to people faking it so just a warning) Cringe (this is supposed to be funny) Enjoy

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Hi. Immmmmm Y/n! Im starting my first day of school tomorrow. Fun right? I get from my bed and look at myself in the mirror. My crystle blue orbs and my shiny blond locks. "Im so uglyyyyy!!!! Im so not like other girls. I dont even wear makeup!" Y/n says while putting mascara, foundasion, and blush on. "Ok well time to go to school! But first i neeeed a piece of bread!" I fly down the stairs because that totally makes sense. I grab the toast out of the oven that i just so happened to make three weeks ago but never ate it. "Bye!! Im leaving for school!" but then i remember that my mom, dad, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, grandma, grandpa, cat, dog, fish, turtle, horse, and chicken, died the second i was born. Since then i have had to work 469 jobs to keep my house and put food that i most likely wont eat but who cares???? Wben i got to school i saw the most hotest, coldest, bad boy in our school. I pretended to run into a wall so he would notice me but i realized we dont have walls in our school and i looked up to see the bad boy i was taking about earlier. "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im s-s-s-so-so-sor-sorry." i say in the most cutest, high pitched, sexy, silky, buttely, voice my throat had to offer. He looked at me and slammed me into the lockers that mysteriously just got there even though we dont have walls.(this is locker bullying.) He kissed me and then stopped. i got to see his hazel eletric orbs. He kissed me rougher and then he stripped me and we had sex in the middle of the hall that mysteriously grew from your ass. After our fun time he drop kicked me in the stomach and said "if you ever tell anyone what we did i will kill you!!!" even though he kinda sexualy asulted me but who cares.

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