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The United Kingdom

Janelle and I were taking a stroll down Mary St.

As a cat caught my attention, she decided to choke me...

I was trying to defend myself,

When Janelle signalled for backup...

I got shocked, the moment I saw my mother, trying to strangle me!

She took the words, right out of my mouth!

I was trying to defend myself when I heard a voice say "Ain't it bad?"

Before I could recognize it,

I fainted. I never knew my best friend could be such a b-!