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The Magic Silver Bullet


Strategic Magic Bullet Points When Visiting Overwhemington...


  • Remember it’s a VISIT and you’ll soon be back in Tidy Town.
  • Ask a friend to help or even PAY or barter for someone to do an hour of TIDYING. A stranger to your shithole can straighten piles (of stuff), sort good from rotting laundry and hoover round the edges. (I have home help in for 45 minutes 3 times a week and the effect is electric. I feel SO much better after they have tidied and washed things or even done light dusting (some are more frail than me - bless). Really half an hour can work wonders, shit in straight lines looks SOO much better).
  • Run away = walk in the park/nature! Look, you don’t have to run, relax, enjoy, look, birdies! (Hour max)
  • Deep breathing, in and out slowly through the nose, hold for 4 in between, mouth closed. Forget any other version, this works. (1 hour really far to long).
  • Write that book/paint a picture. Half and hour limit on distraction projects but make them bite sized and achievable (feel good factor). Look at what your reading! Worth while or what?
  • Help a friend with a small task (see above x 2).
  • Shoot yourself - last resort obvs but it WILL def solve the issue.
  • Shoot a neighbour. Win/win: get rid of someone who annoys you and look, prison cells are generally clutter free. Sorted.

No guarantee but most of these will work to some extent - your mileage may differ...

So, on to chapter 2?

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