gaby-depp Maria Gabriella Lazzarini

The Celts are defending their land against the Anglo-Saxon forces. This time, they will defend their country and attack and claim the six northern counties still under the enemy's control. The Prime Minister of Ireland, Simon Harris, a member of the Fine Gael has a secret weapon. This war will be different from others his country fought against England. This time a group of leprechauns will craft their weapons, war artifacts, and electromagnetic shields to repel the English invading forces. Druids with their ability to change into various animal forms will assist the army in gathering intelligence to plan better strategies against the enemy. The English don't know these mythical creatures are real. The Irish are confident they will defeat the English once and for all. King Charles III, in command of the English Army, is said to come to the battlefield. His ability to reign is being questioned, he is old and sick; the consorted queen is his former mistress. He must win this battle to end the politician's attempt to force him to abdicate in favor of his son Prince William.


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The Vile Attack

At the Roinn an Taoisigh (Department of the Taoiseach - Prime Minister) Mr. Simon Harris is working on a new proposal bill to send to the Parliament. Suddenly his secretary comes in, "Mr. Prime Minister. General Farrell is here to see you. He says it's a matter of National Security."

"Let him in."

General Farrell comes in, "Mr. Prime Minister sorry to disturb you but I have urgent news."

"Sit down, Colin. Tell me, what's the urgency?"

"I've heard the Engish are moving their army. They are sending some people to stir disturbances in Newry. My lads in intelligence found out that they wanted to create conflict and then King Charles himself would come and with an iron fist he would end the chaos. He also wants to add our northern counties that are next to the border to the UK. Claiming that he does this to keep the peace because these disturbances will start on our side of the border. They infiltrated people in Omeath, Ravensdale, Hackballcross, Broomfield, Clontibret, Castleshane, and Glaslogh. At this first stage, England is aiming at our border counties: Louth, Monaghan, Cavan, Leitrim, Donegal and Sligo. They want to have access to the Atlantic Ocean. Donegal, Sligo, and if they can Mayo, too."

Simon's jaw drops in bewilderment and his eyebrows frown in annoyance, "Our side of the border?! All of Ireland is ours! Get that into your thick head."

"Have you heard what I've said, Mr. Prime Minister?"

"Yes, I have. I am just correcting you."

"Then how should I call Northern Ireland?"

"Our six counties in the North, that's how you will call them from now on."

"Tell me more about this... How will 'Chalie boy' end these 'disturbances' he will create?"

"He will head the army and command it."

Simon Harris bursts laughing, "Pardon me?"

"What you heard, Sir."

"Does he think he is? Edward Longshanks? My Lord, is his illness affecting his brain?"

"It's that bloody mistress of his... She has always coveted the crown and now that she finally obtained it, Charles gets ill. She fears that she'll be kicked out of Buckingham when William becomes King. Charles wants to secure her position at Buckingham. At the same time, he wants to show his strength to the Scottish independentists."

"Always the same story! The English don't care about the lives of our people. 'Let's kill some Irish to prove our point to the Scots!' Fuck them! What is Downing Street doing?"

"Nothing."

"I'll call Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer and warn him."

"Excuse me. Mr. Prime Minister but I would advise you against doing that."

"Why?"

"Because this is our historic chance to humiliate an English King. We have gathered intel about this fiasco, and after defeating him we can expose him, this will help our cause for the Unification of Ireland."

"But what about the possible casualties of this conflict?"

"There won't be any... at least not Irish."

"Are you sure?"

"Simon, we've known each other since school. I know your aunt practices Wicca... She is a Druid, isn't she?"

"Yes, what does it have to do with our current situation?"

"Leprechauns, fairies, elves, magic... Do you get my point?

"You must be joking. I don't want to be a laughing stock. This can backfire on us..."

"Listen Simon. Only your aunt, you, and I will know about this."

"How can they help us?"

"Leprechauns can make weapons for us, and a magnetic shield to protect our towns and army. Druids can change into any animal form, especially ravens. They can fly and see where the enemy is and inform us. They can also cast spells."

"It sounds marvelous, in words but in the real world can this work? I don't want to risk the lives of our country's people."

"Call your aunt, tell her to meet us. We can discuss this in detail. Then she can summon some leprechauns and other magic beings. If it doesn't work, I will assume all responsibility. If it works... we can disclose who helped us. You will be the man who brought our lost Celtic culture back. Think about this. King Charles is..."

"I know what you mean, Charlie boy is weak and unfit to rule. This could boost Scottish determination to get independent and will also help us in our cause for Ireland's Unification. After this, Charlie will have no choice but to abdicate."

"Exactly, we must take this opportunity. He thinks that just wearing a uniform turns him into an army man. I promise I will bring him to Dublin in handcuffs so you can kick his sorry ass back to London."

"As soon as you capture him, I will contact Scotland's Prime Minister, Mr. John Swinney. He is the president of the Scottish National Party. He must advocate for independence. I will offer my support and recognition of Scotland as a free, independent country in exchange for his support for Ireland's Unification."

"Simon, our time has come... We've dreamed about this since we were little lads."

"I want to think about this a little more. Come to my aunt's house this evening. I'll call her and tell her we're having dinner with her. I want to know her opinion."

"Alright. Prepare several speeches to raise the national spirit of our people, also with historical details about how England invaded us, killed our monarchs, deprived us of our traditions... you know what I mean: 'Ireland good, England bad'. Make the Irish from the north feel ashamed of being called British, make them yearn to be Irish. Proud Irish folks."

"Aye! And we need a powerful name for this battle against our mortal enemy!"

"That's the spirit, Simon!"

"Let's kick English ars."

"I will deliver King Charles's head on a silver platter!"

"Hahaha! See you later."


*****


In the evening at Aunt Shannon's home, the two men ask thousands of questions about Wicca and Druid culture. Then they tell Shannon their predicament. Shannon is concerned about Druid culture and youngsters' lack of interest in their ancestors' traditions. For her, this is a great opportunity to bring this wonderful heritage alive. To make it known and to let the world know it is not a myth or an urban legend.

She summons leprechauns and some Druid friends of hers, they talk about Colin's strategy. The Druids cast some spells. The leprechauns grant their help. They will create weapons and protect the cities and towns with electromagnetic fields around them that will act as shields.

In less than a week everything is ready. General Farrel has men following the people King Charles III has sent to their towns. The weapons are ready. Soldiers are trained to use those weapons, they aren't much different from the ones they use regularly.

King Charles is on his way as soon as the disturbances start. But there aren't any disturbances. The news channels are fed with fake news, sirens are heard and people are told to stay at home for their safety. No images are shown on TV. The cities look deserted. People are locked in their homes, the English infiltrators are caught. King Charles is walking into a trap.

Troops are moving, getting close to the Irish cities that have been targeted but before they can come into the cities, they stumble into the magnetic fields which envelop them. They are trapped. Their only option to escape is to surrender to the Irish troops. The English planes are also trapped in the magnetic field, the pilots cannot control the planes, and the magnetic field takes control and forces them to land. Then the pilots are surrounded by Irish soldiers and they have no other option than to surrender.

Tanks, military vehicles, and planes are trapped in the magnetic field. King Charles is caught. General Farrell escorts him to Dublin. The English troops are escorted to the shore where they are forced into ships and ferries to be sent back to England. The English military vehicles, tanks, planes, ships, and weapons are taken by the Irish troops. They have orders to repaint the vehicles, ships, and planes and give them to the Irish Army, Navy, and Air Force.


*****


At the Oireachtas [Parliament] Simon addresses the Legislative Power vested in the Oireachtas, which consists of the President of Ireland (Michael D Higgins - Independent) and the two Houses of the Oireachtas, Dáil Éireann and Seanad Éireann. The Tánaiste (Deputy Prime Minister: Micheál Martin -Fianna Fáil) is also invited. From there, the Taoiseach (Prime Minister: Simon Harris -Fine Gael) addresses his countrymen:

"My fellow countrymen. Today will be remembered in History. Many tried to conquer us but we have suffered the most at the hands of the English the most. Let me talk about our history for the people of the world to understand what happened today. This time we defeated the English and expelled them from our nation. We are free, independent, and a republic. We recovered our six counties in the north-east. Vikings and Normands tried to conquer us but we could repel them. In 1536 when Henry VIII decided to reconquer Ireland and bring it under crown control which was completed during the reigns of Elizabeth and James I. In 1614 the Catholic majority in the Irish Parliament was overthrown. The English wanted to convert the Catholic Irish to the Protestant religion, using brutal methods to bring the country under English control. In 1801, in the wake of the republican United Irish Rebellion, the Irish Parliament was abolished. Catholics were not granted full rights. The Great Irish Famine (An Gorta Mór) led to mass starvation and emigration. Gaelic or Irish, once our language, declined in use as a result of the National School and was largely replaced by English.

For years a small group of English families owned practically all the farmland. They rented it out to Irish tenant farmers.

In 1916, the Easter Rising succeeded in turning public opinion against the British establishment after the execution of the leaders by British authorities. In 1922, after the Irish War of Independence, most of Ireland seceded from the United Kingdom to become the independent Irish Free State, but under the Anglo-Irish Treaty, the six northeastern counties remained within the United Kingdom, creating the partition of Ireland. The treaty was opposed by many; their opposition led to the outbreak of the Irish Civil War.

In January 1919 the Irish Republic Parliament, the first Dáil Éireann unilaterally declared sovereignty over the entire island.

The Irish Republican Army waged the Irish War of Independence because they were unwilling to negotiate any understanding with Britain short of complete independence. In 1921 the Irish and British governments agreed to a truce that halted the war and representatives of both governments signed an Anglo-Irish Treaty. This abolished the Irish Republic and created the Irish Free State, a self-governing Dominion of the Commonwealth of Nations. Under the Treaty, Northern Ireland could opt out of the Free State and stay within the United Kingdom. In 1922 both parliaments ratified the Treaty, formalizing independence for the 26-county Irish Free State; while the 6-county Northern Ireland, gaining Home Rule for itself, remained part of the United Kingdom.

The treaty to sever the Union divided the republican movement into anti-Treaty and pro-Treaty supporters. Between 1922 and 1923 both sides fought the bloody Irish Civil War. This division among nationalists still colors Irish politics today, specifically between the two leading Irish political parties, Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael.

In 1937 a new Constitution re-established the state as Éire. Finally, Ireland left the British Commonwealth and was formally declared a republic in 1949.

All this part of our history was written with our blood by the English. It is time to unify our country. it's time to say ENOUGH!

Mr. Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, we have King Charles III of England. Please sign the treaty surrendering our six counties and we will deliver him unharm. But be aware that you cannot invade our country again. I will keep all the weapons, tanks, planes, ships, and other vehicles you brought to our lands and give them to my army.

I want to thank the Druid High Priests and the Leprechauns for their help. Thanks to them our troops defeated the invading forces without firing a single bullet. This English incursion in our lands could have ended in bloodshed but thanks to these brave Irish creatures and people practitioners of ancient Wicca, we avoided this tragic end. We have recorded these events, because some people, even some Irish think that Leprechauns, fairies, and elves are a myth. This will be a rebirth of our ancient traditions. You will be able to watch how we capture the King of England and his troops easily with the help of these creatures and the Druid practitioners. You will also have access to the macabre plot to conquer our border counties. As long as I am the Taoiseach of Éire, I swear I will never let other country invade and control us. I will also support any other nation which longs for independence but is still under English control. I want the Scottish people that they have a friend in us. We will support their Independence.

Now toast with me:

TO IRELAND:

ONE ISLAND,

ONE COUNTRY,

UNDER ONE GOD,

ONE RELIGION.

AND ONE GOVERNMENT,

FREE AND REPUBLICAN.


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Maria Gabriella Lazzarini a.k.a. Gaby Depp. English Teacher. I ♥️ music & films, traveling, taking pictures, drawing, & painting. I scuba dive and fence. Writing is a way of letting my emotions free!

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