smoothieshake Klinton Helms

The local librarian was super hot. I tried to think of a creative way to ask her out...I'd use a book! "Hi, I'm known as The Giver of great first dates." "Uh huh...but when you entered the library, I heard A Wind in the Door. I won't have that on our date." "Is that...yes?" "We won't be going to an Animal Farm. I choose the place." “Yippee!”

#funny #books #relatable
  Jan. 1, 2019, 6:45 a.m.
AA Share

Comment something

No comments yet. Be the first to say something!

More microfictions